We’re all criminals! Check out all these common crimes that are committed today.
omfg this makes me feel like a smooth criminal HAHAHAHA
i’ll never be able to walk into my nearest shop again without thinking of these possibilities. :o
DAMNNNNN #6 is so me
when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just
Hello! I’m Bea (tumblr user fifth-may) and the guy above is my boyfriend! He’s Polish, i’m Portuguese. He’s blonde, i’m brunette. He’s religious, i’m not. We’re the living proof that opposites do attract and you should never let differences come in between your happiness, and most specially, true love. I
Our 2 years anniversary is coming up on the fifth of may 2014, this boy makes me a better person, I’ve never happier before. You can find more pictures of us >here< ♡
Listen here, you little shit…
Saturn was NOT a single lady.
"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."
you should not hit dogs